Moon Years

    A fish-eating chocolate hesitates when seeing that the sun married the moon. The moon, who's in love with the fish-eating chocolate, hesitates when seeing the sun. The sun, who's planning to darken the moon, hesitates when seeing the fish-eating chocolate. The three of them belong to the world of possibilities. Anything can happen.

So, the sun decided to melt the fish-eating chocolate (that had no fish to eat but those that used to swim through the dream clouds that snakes used to create when mating with cats). The moon pondered on marrying the fish-eating chocolate. 

 The not-eating-fish, fish-eating, chocolate, decided to swim in order to escape from the sun. He couldn't. The sun found him. He was melted in less than five seconds, for the sun travels as fast as a human-eating fish (which is like saying "as fast as the speed of light", but shorter). He turned blue and disappeared from Mr. Sun's face. You might wonder what happened to the moon . . . 

    Even though the moon has lost her lover, she was still able to let the sun darken her and, as we all know, that's how they had sex. A hundred years later, the moon gave birth to micro moon-suns that loved fish-eating chocolates.

   The cycle repeats every two hundred years, don't ask me why. The years of the moon are the longest way of measuring time in this world.